You think I’m gonna splish… then I splash

If you ask me it looks like he’s never been more locked in in his entire life

Hedonistic but not in a freak way

Turn that shit up! (Owl city)

The water at the bottom of a double whiskey coke is so good

Pope movie weekend marathon

Do you think gay sons don’t get nutted in you idiot

Vanquishing later

You lose a week off your life for every minute you spend watching snapchat discovery videos

Asking for someone whose rubbish vape is on the blink.

Pt reports they are not as good as they once were but they are as good as they ever was

Thank you God for another day 🙏 Let’s get this 12 hour screen time

Is it too late to stock up on pennies

Yoinking it like a Mortal Kombat fatality move

“If, then” type of guy

Told old buddy to hit the mf road

High fiveskin

Pulling your head through a tight hoodie is just like getting out the womb

One day you’re born then it’s all downhill until you join the Fortnite over 40 subreddit

Love sitting around the fire season