Happy Election Day 🦅🇺🇸🦅 I really hope the next four years go well 🤞

Woke up, checked results, and EVERY branch of the US government is now under the control of the same party I really didn't see that one coming, sheesh 🤯

I was in a GWA group chat on Discord with people unhappy about the election, when I felt some déjà vu, and I remembered being in a GWA group chat on Kik in 2016 with people unhappy about the election and- I think I've been doing this too long 😶

My computer's keyboard is falling apart... watch me voice dictate everything from now on, and all my tweets + comments will be EXTRA out of pocket because my computer misheard me 😵‍💫 (or I could buy a 10 dollar bluetooth keyboard off Amazon or something)

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 I was laid off 3 times in the past 4 years, and I got so close to being homeless at the end of 2023 (plus some other sad stuff happened, 2023 was rough🥹) So THIS year I'm thankful everything has been mostly fine and I still have a job + a place to live🥳

I feel like I've eaten every kind of meat OTHER than turkey today... Filipino family get-togethers are kinda wild that way 😵‍💫 (also seafood... I've had entirely too much seafood for a Thanksgiving meal)

Resident Evil 4 is on sale? I'm so tempted to get it... and I don't even have a PC to play it on 💀

Black Friday has just been me constantly going back and forth between "I don't think I should spend money on a new phone😤" vs "My phone keeps showing me notifications 1-2 days AFTER I get them😭"

I can't believe it's December already... like in my mind, it's still summertime, and I'm not sure why I- ...oh yeah, because it's still 80 degrees Fahrenheit where I live... how is it 80 degrees in North America in December 😩

Spotify Wrapped is great, but I wish I had something like this for audios ...actually, no, I'd be too scared of the possible results 🫣

Trying to be frugal and not spend money on Cyber Monday is testing my willpower more than 🐧NOOT NOOT NOVEMBER🐧 ever did

This but for audios would go so hard... wait, poor choice of words- 🫣

This really attractive researcher said "that's my boy" to me earlier I think she meant it platonically, but I was still thinking "what an unexpected development 🫢" (in so many words)

Grind Butter Pizza Forget 2025, I'm hungry now all of a sudden 😩

I haven't had lunch yet and I low key forgot about it until I scrolled the timeline and saw this perfectly shaped 🐔 on here

Today's shower thought: Aren't all HFOs really all about ✨ m a n i f e s t i n g ✨ a really good O into existence? 🤔

Cooking some orange chicken after a long week 👨‍🍳 (the chicken is easy to make... the homemade orange sauce though, not so much 😵‍💫)

I try to channel this dude's energy whenever it's time to fry anything 👨‍🍳🔊

Life is a lot like Minecraft: sometimes it's very calm and peaceful, and sometimes it's like "hmm, maybe I need to reconsider the choices that have led me to this point 🧨"

Every YouTube cooking video starts with me thinking "this is so easy" 20 minutes later I'm looking at a frying pan and thinking "what have I done🥲"