thank you for everything ma'am #TheTraitors

I'm not gonna sleep. Miles' shock at brekkie. Diane's pronunciation of fizzy rose. Charlotte nearly vomming on the funeral walk. Paul's Matt Hancock-esque performance. Jaz's wild vote for Andrew?! Harry running the show. It had it all. #TheTraitors

I don't think I've ever been more excited for an episode of television in my entire life. Counting down the minutes. Need to avoid too much fizzy rose beforehand 🥴 #TheTraitors

I'm not saying I'm *completely* obsessed with #TheTraitors but I am cooking this pie for tea. Ross Carson @thepaulgorton

Not gonna lie. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

As a female is who *actively* 'building' my body in the gym (not bodybuilding as a sport, but gaining muscle in a safe/considered way) it was sooo frustrating to not see Rachel use that term to her advantage! So glad she won though, best candidate from day one. #TheApprentice

I cannot describe the effect that Italy's song has on me. SHIVERS. #Eurovision2024

The fact that I cannot even bear to look at Calibri font anymore and have to change all old docs to Aptos proves Microsoft knows us better than we know ourselves. I was so loyal to Calibri for so many years. A naysayer to Arial and Times New Roman. Now Aptos runs through my blood

There are some weeks when I literally am beside myself with excitement for C4 Gogglebox. This is one of them.

That was a BRILLIANT #Masterchef final. Loved Brin since his very first episode, rightful winner. Chris proved why it was a great idea to bring back prev contestants, he had so much more to give. And Louise showcased everything amazing about British food. Perfection, chef's kiss.

To tilt the Spotify logo by about three degrees to the right is an actual assault on my senses.

One of the most subtle, clever and heartbreaking parts of #InsideOut and #InsideOut2 is that the mum's main emotion is sadness. It kills me.

Don't wake up to this on 5th July.

Every single piece of marketing they've created in this campaign has been classless. I mean, that's them to the core isn't it but stuff like this goes even lower than I expected. Smacks of desperation. Bring on polling day.

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

The UK's gig ticket purchasing system is well and truly fucked. How can it be that I load the site two minutes before tickets are due to go on general sale and it says sold out? Exhausting. BLOSSOMS I think you need to start some sort of petition. We have had enough!

Me: Hey, Twitter (whatever), I don't like the advert you're repeatedly forcing upon me. I'm going to click 'not interested in this ad'. Twitter: Oh yeah? Here it is after every other post for you.

Perfect game of badminton. One of them is wearing a goose jumper. One is in a maxi skirt. One is in jeans. #TheTraitors

Hello ticketmasteruk. Can I ask what the point was of holding a general sale for #Pitbull today? I got through in under five minutes and there are zero tickets left. Having 'pre sales' that essentially sell the venue out don't class as 'pre sales', they're just... 'sales'.

Please communicate Oldham Athletic 🙏🏼and let us know what's wrong with the system! #oafc