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breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it- i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

im a trust fund baby. my parents trusted me to go fund myself

“You are a misandrist” Godforbid a girl hates her oppressors

So, Bazooker was scheduled to perform in Dubai on Saturday but did a no show because akasticker muAirport before boarding, kutotadza kumuka kuti akwire ndege yacho. Now what does that say about the drug abuse situation on the ground for any random guy in the country😭. Zanu PF ka

“i saw u talking to yourself” god forbid a girl asks an expert for advice

Which is why I’ll never understand dating a broke older man. He had 10 years to secure the bag. You might as well date your age mate and be broke together.

The ovulation topic is something I don’t relate to because I’m game everyday, at any stage of the cycle😂

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier

My work life in a nutshell. Carrot cake and pistachio teas for refueling, and the cycle continues.

I will never forget the time when a man thought he could yell in my face, so I offered to Uber him home. As soon as I saw the car reached the highway I change that destination to the Toronto Zoo since he wanna act like an animal, go be with them. 😂😭😭😭

Be kinder to your mum. She’s just a girl too.

45km for 45 years, here is a bit of some mileage for you my Zimbabwe, Motherland. I wear you with pride motherland and this your seed is proud to be called Zimbabwean! Happy Independence Day fam, happy holidays! #the1runningchef

This is so real

Ko imi hamuchandiudze kuti physiotherapy inonakidza soo😂 I sprained my ankle, the treatment, the magetsi that they plug on my foot ropa romhanya ndoseka, the relaxing gels and ambience? Ndapora zvangu but a few more sessions won’t hurt

There’s no true friendship without some form of entitlement.

This “boys left behind” chat is soooo boring. Women are mentoring, guiding and actively changing the lives of young girls and teaching them that they can be whatever they put their minds to. Men on the other hand are spewing vitriol into podcast mics. Sincerely, we don’t care.

I’m sorry but I judge vanhu vanodya sadza nemaheu. Why are you “washing down” hupfu with hupfu?