I know there are a lot of best of decade lists & whatnot & I don’t know if this is on those but I feel like it should be. I re-watched it on Netflix & it broke me in 2 pieces. So funny & sad & profound in very subtle ways. If you’ve never seen it give it a shot. A great re-watch.

I like visiting my mom’s hospital b/c all the nurses have known me since I was 5. I’m like a local celebrity

Honestly this should be the video of the decade Gary Johnson booed at the Libertarian Debate for Supporting Driver's License youtu.be/ZITP93pqtdQ

If you don’t feel like you have a mild concussion from cleaning fumes are you really hosting Christmas?

Do you think Wetzel was destined to sell pretzels?

Donald J. Trump

I keep seeing these and near the beginning the ball goes down a pipe or some sort of track. This automatically disqualifies it as being a trick shot. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Here’s the plan. Iran clears out a non-American Trump Hotel. They burn it to the ground. They keep burning Trump hotels until Trump uses U.S. forces to protect his hotels. Republicans have no choice but to impeach. Everybody wins. Including Iran b/c no WW3

Fact: Australia’s upside down Fact: Australia’s on fire Fact: Heat rises This is NASA’s latest rendering of how the fires are affecting earth

What can we say? Par Club supporters love their premiums.

Do you think Hogwarts graduates have crippling student debt?

My mom is convinced squirrels are eating our gutters so if you find any metal eating squirrels lmk

If school is online again, I am not living at home. I love my family but the dishwasher doesn’t NEED to be emptied every time I have lecture

America is the caddie.

Let’s face it, Winnie the Pooh is an Airbender

“People only mention it’s a free country when they’re doing something shitty” - Demetri Martin ([email protected])

I doubt I’ll ever experience real racism but every ginger has been told we look just like every other random ginger

My family brought me home from school and then went to bed by 10pm. I HAVE 5 WEEKENDS LEFT IN COLLEGE! EASTER LITERALLY HAPPENS EVERY YEAR!

What about “The Washington Warmongers” Alliteration? ✅ Aggressive Mascot? ✅ Animal native to that area? ✅ Fun and on the nose? ✅ Historical Relevance? ✅ Could beat up a cowboy? ✅