Tinderella (@tinderellagenda) 's Twitter Profile
Tinderella

@tinderellagenda

UK Tinderella looking for her Tinderfella Ella Ella. Enjoying the tinder-wagon! Swipe-addict. Lovely tweeps check out my little blog. Keep swiping ;)

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Met my date last night by a McD’s as the bar was further on. Said our initial hellos & then your girl was like “hi, I’m super hungry can I grab a quick McD’s first” - So yeah sat there eating my 🍔 before we proceeded to the bar. literally no fucks 😂 #ImLovingIt

hashtags1ngle 🤷🏻‍♀️ (@hashtags1ngle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ugh just looked back at all the emails and I was so distraught, I even wrote a goodbye letter. As if that pair of cunts would have led me to leaving my beautiful HTS1Jr. Massive lesson: no man is worth your tears and the one who is won’t make you cry. Onwards.

Tinderella (@tinderellagenda) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyone else feel cheated when your phone automatically adjusts to the correct time so you don’t even notice that extra hour? #clockschange #FirstWorldProblems

Amy (@amylizzi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As if Carol Vorderman has never heard of curried goat 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #ThePrideOfBritainAwards #POBA

Tinderella (@tinderellagenda) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is a man on my train wearing just a T-shirt. I repeat, there is a man wearing just a T-shirt. Fam, you’re making my nips hurt

Lady In The Suburbs (@lady_suburbs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A guy asked me “how do you like your eggs in the morning” on tinder, so I said “fertilised 😉” and he obviously couldn’t take me being funnier than him, because he unmatched me 🤷🏼‍♀️

Tolly (@tolly_t) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yesterday I was in the club thinking I’m nearly 30 I can’t keep doing this shit, I’m tired and I want to be at home planning a Easter egg hunt for my kids with my husband. Then the big ballers came in and brought me to their table.