I had no idea honey under a microscope was so beautiful.

He was right all along. 😂

Somebody explain why Diddy had a full basketball court with 2 king beds on it 😭

Stop putting Jack Harlow on my TL.

Plaxico Burress and the Giants had the ultimate swagger going into their first Super Bowl against the Patriots 😤 🍿 Super Bowl LXI is on ESPN and ABC on Feb. 14, 2027.

cutting off your favorite eater is a spiritual exercise necessary for growth

What’s yall favorite flavor of Cigs? #Replytweet

May the misfortune of marrying the wrong woman never befall you gents.

Dubs⛧ If a good wholesome guy like Will Smith that’s worth a 100 million $ can’t make a bitch happy a dog ass nigga like me don’t stand a chance smh

“You escape competition through authenticity.” — Naval Ravikant

My ass thought this was Funny Marco

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson at the premier of Zoolander 3 in 2041.

I’m not very religious but there sure does seem to be a bunch of shit happening that would’ve been considered biblical thousands of years ago:

Why do i have to pay the federal government tax money? Shit was better when my money was off the books. Why am I giving pedophiles my hard earned money? I got real problems n i gotta pay these crackers cuz i worked hard. Wtf type of incentive is that

The dopamine rush of scrolling through twitter after your favorite player had an all time great performance

the Career Mode tutorial starts with your dad paying to defend you from DUI charges

It’s bitches like this the reason why they only serve you two drink max in public spaces. You sat your grown ass up there and ordered 14 shots, then got mad when they gave them to you? 😒

Riff Raff>> Jack Harlow

2night was one of those nights when i got reminded of why i love this shit. Crowd of 200 + rocking with the boy tn. Ty love is love