Once upon a time violence solved problems or atleast stopped em.Don't wear this to work #vikings

They gave it all, we will be forever greatful. #NationalPoliceRemembranceDay #PoliceRemembranceDay #Australia

Definition of selfish. Having a wedding on Afl Grand final day. #AFLGF #sydneyswans #bloods #getadiary

Text from Gf Gf: love you Me: more than bread ? Gf: I am having some toast see you at home. #breadoverboys #bread

Free the boys , just having a little fun #freethebudgienine #dadbods #aussieaussieaussieoioioi

Vikings, cowboys and samurai , back in the day when you talk shit and get hit or dead. #Vikings #Cowboys #samurai

Self serve checkout Sir that's not lettuce Me: sure is Sir that's an avocado Me: I don't know fruit #Woolworths #coles #selfservice

Coolest walk ever to exist is that of a cowboy. #TheMagnificentSeven #DenzelWashington #BOSSMOVES #OldSchoolCool

Ever meet someone's kid and thought , condoms actually don't feel that bad. #condoms #yolo #childless

Thanks to Daniel Muggleton for warming up the small but friendly crowd at the Star bar tonight.

Have you ever wondered if sharks get caught in rips? Probably not cause your selfish #Sharktober #Australia #Greatwhitesharks

When making homemade gnocchi it is best to listen to gangsta rap. #TheWeeknd #JamieOliver #BiggieSmalls #Gnocchi

When the barista knows your not a morning person. #coffee #coffeemorning #peacefulhipster #beonewithcaffiene

Text to Gf Me: Just watching The Chase so by the time you get home from work I'll pretty much have a PhD Gf I am hungry #TheChase #iQ

Human Schnitzel, when you walk out of the water and fall on the sand. #schnitzel #beach #chickenparmy #Australia

Summers in #Australia #sharktober #Aussiebeaches #GreatWhiteSharks #besttoyever #speedos #SharksForLife #Sharkweek

The Babacock After Midnight #sexyhorror #onefortheladies

Head down if you can, good laughs for a good cause. x.com/TheLaughStand/…

When you eat caged eggs, people look down on you. Just tell them you like the taste of fear #Eggs #bacon #breakfast #eatwhatyouwant #BLT

Open mic The Phoenix Pub a night full of lols