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Tim Tutt

@timothytutt

Lover of a good poem, a well-executed double play, enchiladas, triathlons, and humanity

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calendar_today16-02-2010 21:00:51

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There are two cans of evaporated milk on the curb outside my house. Why? Wrong answers only. Or right answers if you have them. #milk #evaporatedmilk #cannedgoods #wronganswersonly

There are two cans of evaporated milk on the curb outside my house. Why? Wrong answers only. Or right answers if you have them. #milk #evaporatedmilk #cannedgoods #wronganswersonly
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There are many reasons why #Arkansas should elect Chris Jones and the possibility of making his #dadjokes a regular part of state business is at the top of the list. #vote #makeamericafunnyagain

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Today is #NationalComingOutDay. Things to say if someone comes out to you: 1) I love you. 2) I’m honored you would share this with me. 3) You’re awesome. 4) How may I support you? 5) Let’s go back to #1 and repeat all of this again a few times. #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

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“Dad, why is your face in a bowl of ice water?” “Well, kiddo, that’s what the New York Times told me to do on Election Day.” #Election2022 #ElectionDay #newyorktimes #icewater

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So maybe Twitter is going away. I just wanna retweet that one time I had a tweet with 9000 likes. And a few other tweets that had like 3 likes. And #jimmycarter is still awesome. And #rosalyncarter is too.

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God bless that child. And her parents too. Her dad’s politics are terrible imho and have contributed to the culture of shame and fear and even death for #LGBTQIA persons. But today even #TedCruz needs love. As do we all.

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I normally don’t engage with crap like this on Twitter and I only have about three followers, but… Franklin Graham, just shut up!

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Taking psychedelics is cool if they turn you into a kinder, more caring person. They're not cool if they make you start talking about how 'enlightened' you are and how no one understands you