Maybe it’s just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke,

Well I can add “farting while in an MRI machine” to my top five greatest blunders.

Now that doctors drugged me to the gills I'm gonna write some speeches for Trump. "Big cartoon cats, the biggest you've ever seen, come up to me with tears in their eyes, thanking me for saving lasagna. They've never seen lasagna this big!"

It's the hot new thing on the right: Dressing up in the trappings of Christianity without being burdened by all the fussy moral obligations of the faith. trib.al/UfMJqVz

Using the scientific method, I deduce that life is not a highway, nor should it be ridden all night long. Life is an unmitigated folly, and you should be in bed by 8:30 pm.

It is Christmas Eve and you will be visited by three spirits .

Lex Luther really needs a new hobby.

Celebrating Christmas Eve by rewatching "The Feast of the Seven Fishes" episode of "The Bear."

...And as the holiday season comes to a climax, Mariah Carey returns to the sea, from whence she came...

Blur “Song 2” Blur Food Records (1997) Director: Sophie Muller WOO… #120Vault

"Mr. Braun...Unfortunately, due to the fellowship being crafted specifically for emerging writers, we’re unable to consider you because you are established." Well, that was the nicest rejection letter I've ever gotten.

This is Hazelnut. She is both teeny tiny and comfy cozy. Dynamite combo. 12/10

Mr. Speaker, when Louisianans need help after hurricanes, it's Californians -- many of whom have been impacted by these fires -- who foot the bill to help your constituents. And they do it without playing partisan games. Millions of your supporters are out here and they need

No sense in telling him he's not a dog

This inauguration is a 12-year-old's dystopian fanfiction.

Never had as many govt leakers reach out as I have today. Not even close

Wow. Looks like Seal didn't save his money...

Ashamed. It has been that way since the first week of November, but today was simply disgusting.