Just saw #joker solo. Pretty sure folks thought I was a deviant. In other news, could Joaquin Phoenix possibly act better? Man must be the best we have, surely 👏🏼

Thank you so much to Mark Ronson for allowing us a peak behind the curtain of this amazing and iconic collaboration. It’s an honour to see the process of genius. Can’t wait for the rest. Nice work BBC Two 👍🏼 #NationalAlbumDay

I’d just like to commend the music decisions coming from the cars driving past my house today. Cuban Salsa, 80’s power-pop, and 90’s gangster rap all in the last hour. Loud and proud. There’s some cool cats cruising the hood today, either that or some weird turf war is coming

Normally I will avoid watching a movie that stars Will Smith in it. Is there anyway I can not watch this twice as much 👎🏼

Set up my #Memoji only to discover I may just be our lord and saviour! But tbh, I’m not ‘cross’ about it

I purposefully stopped reading at ‘humans have a hidden salamander’ because it made me feel good. Try it sometime. Selective reading. We do it with hearing ALL the bloody time so can’t hurt, right?

That’s how you become numero uno baby 🏆

Why is it always joggers? What the hell is going on? What is it about prolonged, steady-stride cardio that gives people the inescapable desire to lay down public dirty protests? Seriously. The whole poo-jogger thing is an actually epidemic now 💩

Important to protest, yes, but equally important to be precise about what we are asking for. Being honest and educated will always be more affective than being desperate and panicked. nypost.com/2019/10/12/cli… via New York Post

“Survival can be summed up in three words―never give up.”

This is Belle. When she was born her sister died so she ran into the forest. She stayed there for five days as a new born calf with no food or water or mum. She eventually came home and was raised by a caring human mum. She still to this day remembers and loves her head scratches

I saw the prettiest window in the world today

There’s noone cooler on this planet than Natasha Exelby. There, I said it

Heyyy

This is so bloody great

I always thought musicians were ‘cool cats’, looks like we’ve been dogged

Do they know it’s behind them?

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Just got a front row ticket to see the big Shiggs in March 2020. I’m as content as a bloke with a foot up on the bath @katetimandjoel 🐑👂🏼🦜💩

If it's a banger, it's a banger!