Tim Colby (@timjcolby) 's Twitter Profile
Tim Colby

@timjcolby

Bruins fan and sunblock enthusiast

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calendar_today06-09-2009 23:16:50

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Super 70s Sports (@super70ssports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips ..." "You'll get nothing and like it!"

"I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips ..."

"You'll get nothing and like it!"
Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day (@normsnljokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Two hours after the O.J. verdict, L.A. police had their first solid lead in the hunt for the real killers. A new witness has come forward who saw three men, fleeing the crime scene the night of the murders. Police have released this sketch. And would like to hear from anyone who

Two hours after the O.J. verdict, L.A. police had their first solid lead in the hunt for the real killers. A new witness has come forward who saw three men, fleeing the crime scene the night of the murders.

Police have released this sketch. And would like to hear from anyone who
Mr PitBull (@mrpitbull07) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My wife laughs and says it’s fake. Does anyone else remember "Saturday Morning Cartoons"? You’d wake up at 7:00 AM because that was the only time they were on. By noon, it was back to boring news and golf, and the weekend felt over.

recteq (@recteq_official) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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IT'S BIG GAME GIVEAWAY TIME! 🏈 🔥Double your versatility with the DualFire 1200! With the recteq DualFire, you’ll be able to maximize space while you harness the power of low & slow and hot & fast at the very same time. One lucky person will win a DualFire 1200 Starter Bundle
The Sting (@thestingisback) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BLAZING SADDLES — A THREAD Mel Brooks’ quintessential Western parody turns 52 today. So let’s do that voodoo that you do, so well, and celebrate one of the greatest comedies ever made with some facts, jokes and a few farts around the campfire. 1/25

Tim Colby (@timjcolby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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I taste greatness! This is my #PepsiEntry for a chance to win $5K playing the @Pepsi #PepsiTasteWins jackpot! Tap below and post to enter to win yourself! U.S. res, 18+. Ends 2/8/26, 9:45pm ET. Rules: bit.ly/4sPVh5F

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I choose taste! This is my #PepsiEntry for a chance to win $25K playing the @Pepsi #PepsiTasteWins jackpot! Tap below and post to enter to win yourself! U.S. res, 18+. Ends 2/8/26, 9:45pm ET. Rules: bit.ly/4sPVh5F

Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day (@normsnljokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Doctors at the University of Pennsylvania Hospital are hard at work developing a new operation, to remove an appendix without anesthesia. The operation is exactly the same as the one WITH anesthesia, with one key difference: It hurts like a bastard.

Doctors at the University of Pennsylvania Hospital are hard at work developing a new operation, to remove an appendix without anesthesia.

The operation is exactly the same as the one WITH anesthesia, with one key difference:

It hurts like a bastard.
MisterRogersQuotes (@misterrogerssay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“His name was King Friday XIII. We just thought that was fun because so many people are so superstitious about Friday the 13th that we thought, let’s start children out thinking that Friday the 13th was a fun day. And every Friday the 13th would be his birthday.”

“His name was King Friday XIII. We just thought that was fun because so many people are so superstitious about Friday the 13th that we thought, let’s start children out thinking that Friday the 13th was a fun day. And every Friday the 13th would be his birthday.”
🎸 Rock History 🎸 (@historyrock_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We will never see anything like this again in our lifetimes. If you have a few minutes, watch it. Probably the greatest music video ever made. Michael Jackson - Thriller (1983)