I really enjoy gifting. Chai, Batman took alot from me mehn. I will recover all. I will.

This customer is God sent. Why are they so kind 😭😭

17yo me would've slapped the shit out of me right now

your progressive babes were slut shaming fayokunmi btw 😏. it’s so funny when people drop their fake progressiveness when push comes to shove lmao. 😂

Just because that babe made one poorly worded tweet doesn’t make it okay to be mocking her for what a stupid man did.

So that “fruit” drama from that year was actually real? I thought it was just friends joking with each other. Man was a useless boyfriend then and still a loser ex-boyfriend now.

Ofcourse 😂😂

No, it’s not. The only silly person is the man. Please dkm

He wasn’t just begging for fruits btw, he was very open to cheating. Loser 😝

Where did all my money go? 😭 I’m so upset 😔

Living in London is basically free cardio. You don’t choose fitness in London it choose you.

And it’s just Kosi chasing me around and Sindy laughing loudly while Kanyin is shaking her head at us with Desola offering me food in g language 😭 I really enjoyed secondary school 😭

Apc is really pushing Obafemi Hamzat as their gubernatorial candidate for next election?

Hate explaining my tweets further, please.

Good morning to all the good little Lagosians who “observed environmental” yesterday, yet woke up this morning to find their mounds of dirt and rubbish waiting for pickup by LAWMA, washed back into gutters and redistributed the rain! Eko o ni baje 🧡

I think we severely underestimate the impact of having a ruling class with values in this country, even performatively so. There’s so much talk on whether any candidate can really deliver this country, but we are SO morally bankrupt, that’s the first deliverance we need..

If he was a woman, this discussion won’t be happening at all 🥲

I make friends so easily 😂 That’s why I suffer heartbreak every 2 market days