.......Flustered and 'excited' it is! Wonderful. x.com/PxrpleGuy/stat…

//i have a spicy chicken burger here but i once got heartburn from an apple so do i eat this spicy chicken burger or not

//yaaaaaaaaas

He tries to hide his extra-emely red face in his baggy sleeves and mumbles. "I 'unno....." @PxrpleGuy

//WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON MY PHONE I DID NOT SAVE THAT SHIT ON MY PHONE WHATTHEFUCK

He frantically shakes his head. "No I'm not...!!" @PxrpleGuy

Anyone who comments first will only be Jeremy's master for AN HOUR. Unless I decide OTHERWISE.

"C-cover yourself up please...." He said while covering his eyes. He's afraid he'll give in to temptation if he stares anymore @PxrpleGuy

//IT WORKED FOR MY VINCENT ACCOUNT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKERFUCKINGFUCKEYFUCK

"/Please/....?" His voice was so meek and adorably high. @PxrpleGuy

//DEAR Magic 8 Ball DO I EAT THE SPICY CHICKEN BURGER

//I have only gotten 4 hours of sleep What is this

//Says the vampire x.com/PxrpleGuy/stat…

U kno what Fuck it I don't ship PG x Vincent anymore Why? Because Jeremy x Vincent is MUCH better @PxrpleGuy and Vιηηγ'ς Jεгεβεαг are too cute

Jeremy looks so fucking confused right now. @PxrpleGuy

Jeremy shrieks and collapses, curling up into a ball and weeping. @SidThxSoda

"Why does everybody hate meeee....!" He whimpered as he tried to crawl away. @SidThxSoda

He shrieks again and tries to claw the floors to get away, now wildly flailing his body like a fish outta water. @SidThxSoda

Jeremy smiles and rests his arms over Vincent's. "Hey, you..~" @PxrpleGuy