Hopefully hitting the right audience. #ballknowers

#rapedanskillings

Rets go vorunteers!!! #aparthied

#shrink this retard. Two collars is cool, not cool enough. Get in line loser

The US of A are playing right now, and this guys worried about amino acids. I fear he hasn’t heard of Sig Nu #shrink

Holy fuck boys, they let us get to Friday.

Drinking in places you’ve never heard of, boozing things you can afford.

Live look in at my roommates bedroom. How many times a week do you think he goes to class?

Just found an archive of my buddy getting clipped. Yeesh #chopped

Jesus fucking Christ why do I put myself through this torture. This is a wake up call #shrink

Silly straw at the ole watering hole? Would love some thoughts on this. Thanks.

This white boy is on top. #LANK

Back to our regularly scheduled programming. Yep that’s a Dr P. Sorry #bluepow

Ordering things you can’t afford, in places you’ll never be at. Never clicked on an email this fast

This commercial is gonna take me one step closer to suicide. Thank you fanduel #killme

This team needs some work. I need some BP #washed

Yep I hit both ways. These things bang. #sorry

#rapedanskillings

Never going to a sorority formal again. My date blacked out so now I’m an issue? Homer is cooked.

DoorDashed McDonald’s and they didn’t give me a fucking toy.