The more I look into the future of Miss Valkyrie, the more concerned I get.

The kids are right, Alix kinda sus…

Alive,

MOTHER FUCK—

“⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡, 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬.⠀”

NO

yOU ATE THE CURSED EYEBALL?

C U R S E D,

WE DONT TAKE THE GOLD EYEBALL FROM THE ABNORMALLY TALL HOLY WOMAN’S SKELETON!

I’M YOUR WIFE????

TO WORK ON UNDOING THE CURSE???

//NO!

…-We’re already both cursed by the gods for our hubris????

//Wren stealing Aspen from her wife is still funny.

Absolutely not??? One curse is good, I get to spend forever with my wife. We may not be so lucky with the second curse?

Fine. Give me the eyeball.

//There are only five people that you could use to hurt Wren. Her reincarnated generals and her wife. Hurt any of them and you have an angry time lady,

We are not cursing the kids, too. [Gives the eyeball a squeeze. Nicks it slightly with a nail.] And there we go.