If you’re impulsive for long enough you evolve into this guy

UPDATE 🚨 A NEW STRATEGIC BITCOIN RESERVE BILL HAS JUST BEEN INTRODUCED IN CONGRESS! The bill allows federal taxes to be paid in Bitcoin and zero capital gains tax on $BTC transactions This is huge!

Melanie D'Arrigo Ironically, Optimus, FSD and AI will provide all the things this moocher demands

Ray Dalio It is certainly a nice gesture of the Dells, but there will be no poverty in the future and so no need to save money. There will be universal high income.

BREAKING: Trump's address to the nation tonight reportedly about announcement of war with Venezuela.

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The fraud was not merely allowed by the California state government, they were the orchestrator

I still can't believe this insane and disgusting message was REAL.

🚨BREAKING: Another photo has been leaked of President Trump with a prostitute.

BREAKING: Stephen Colbert now the #1 suspect in the Epstein Files. 97% chance he's in them.

Bruh.

Yikes

I still can’t believe Kendrick Lamar said this

Neuroscientist study reveals that Gen Z has become the first generation to be less intelligent than its predecessor, the Millennials. For the first time in 100 years, young people are scoring lower than their parents on IQ tests and core skills like memory, reading, and focus.

The glow ups are crazy.

In case you missed it the first time around

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If I were 30lbs overweight with a big belly & my goal was to become unrecognizable by summer 2026, here's everything I'd do: 1. Cut out alcohol as much as possible. It kills your sleep, recovery, fat loss, gut health, and more.

I can’t believe these fucking retards exist 😭

⚡️Bitcoin has been crossing disbelief thresholds for thirteen straight years. First $1. Then $100. Then $1,000. Then $10,000. Then the ETF wall. Then treasury adoption. Then state-level and sovereign-adjacent relevance. Every stage looked insane before it happened. Then it