There’s no such thing as the perfect tweet... oh!

Import numpy as dumb_py From pandas import DataFrame as noooooooooo Import datetime as lol_wtf How’s your day

“Trading Strategy”...

Presumably the bbc fighting back with 3 graduate interns, reruns of dad’s army, and chatgpt trained on everything every dimbleby ever said

Earnings season update: lol

Why nobody in their right mind lists on London Stock Exchange :

Good luck learning anything from my comments 😂

Shirt, tie, suit, smart shoes. 5 days a week in the office. Lunch at your desk. HR is your enemy. Move fast and break nothing.

We are at the #Theranos era of #QuantumComputing. This is the last step before the burst. The only thing missing is a local taxi driver explaining how quantum computers gonna take us to the moon. Similarities are amusing to say the least.

“... what we have found is that integrating quantum computing in artificial intelligence leads to very reliable and trustworthy systems ... ” for some value of “found” that does not require the existence of any actual quantum computer running any actual quantum AI algorithm.

RIP Jim Simons; codebreaker, mathematician, 🐐 HF founder and science benefactor, who passed away at 141 in smoke-adjusted years.

Tell me which of you is head of macro so the others shall live

Love this, the biggest ML limitation in one perfect shot

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Some men (with boxes on their heads) just want to watch the world burn

Launching a Crypto Strategic Reserve is more disrespectful to the Oval Office than not wearing a suit

All scientific conferences from now on need to be outside the US or boycotted by the RoW. There’s no other way.

A whole week of Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ vol tweets in one gif

No VIX is not in backwardation. Technically this is akshually known as ‘VIX is not here for your little boy SPX games’