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No kids, you can’t dress up as the Prime Minister for Halloween.

A home reno show: “Y’all’s House.”

The prequel series to "Flipper" will be about the dolphin's conception, and so appropriately called "Accidentally on Porpoise".

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Dudes, totally just found an almond in the couch.

I like my women like I like my cheese: sharp, aged, thick-cut, free sample at the grocery store, Swiss.

Losing an hour from International Women's Day: typical patriarchal bullshit.

When I open my mouth wide enough to fit in my foot, I avoid being kicked in the face.

Bondage. James Bondage.

#GoodnightMommy was good but a tad too long. All the shorts were good - #thechickening the most insanely brill thing ever @sheffhorrorfest

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"Patty Doyle was on Wolf Blitzer." That's tape I want to see.

Nobody calls Sean Hannity.

A new product from #colgate containing sodium pentathol: Truth Paste.

I’ve met a remarkable number of Pauls in the last week. Startling.

Idea for a Korean/French restaurant: “Kimchi Comme ca.” -Otto, 9

I shall not be there but James Wilby.

La VISA dolce.