I'm less concerned with Jake's accent and more concerned with the general public's interpretation of an antiquarian's daily utterances.

Insomnia: hallowed be thy name. At least I'm productive.

Did that other me say epidemy. Like, fuck, I knew I was quick on my feet, but rarely have I been so vain as to call it epidemic. But why stop there? I'm acutely aware I am the pandemy of speed. Shit's globally influential.

I slept, after all. Unfortunate.

Please look at these precious fucking guys, just frolicking with abandon. I've never seen anything so damn perfect in my life.

Imagine if everything were that simple.

Hard to focus right now.

Oh? Free nudes on my timeline?

Sure, I'll be in your harem.

what's up gamers it's your boy ectoBiologist back again with another minecraft let's play. but before we get into it make sure to subscribe and turn on notifications and smash that mother fucking like button or else i swear i will come to your house and i will fuck your shit up i

If I were to ever change my icon, would anyone forget it was me? Would I cease to exist? No, unfortunately for you.

Sorry, I'm here. I've just been observing lately. Anyone's free to strike up a conversation any time.

Jesus fuck, the abs on that Xavier guy, though.

Oh yeah go follow.

That bitch Carole Baskin... #tigerking #carolebaskin #heyallyoucoolcatsandkittens #netflix #patsymay #kitty #tiger #bgt #joeexotic

It's a date of significance for many, but none who still keep in contact, except Dave. If the burden gets too heavy, think of Olive Garden and the good times you've had together.

You mean they're different?

So Viktor could have looked something like this? In a universe where he actually has that hairstyle, Jayce doesn't stand a chance. One tiny smile and he is already on his knees 😅

Hello peach person! You're probably checking my profile to see who I am. I heard you had great meta posts. May I peek?