Afternoon flight cancelled. But it's ok! Coz even though Jetstar Airways has nothing else today, they do have a 7 and an 8 hour Sydney-Melbourne trip via the Gold Coast! Does ANYONE EVER do that? Like, why even bother? Say less. The absurd options just smack of robo-service

God is a bit of a freak Like, what's the fixation On hating the way he creates? So why would I spend my eternity With God when he's a freak? Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch Staying pure for a wedding? He's got fucked up priorities Just Wonderful Peach PRC

Haunting and beautiful Stories from Paul Cooper and crew of those lost to time. Lessons to be learnt and heeded, and familiar tales of humanity. Highly recommend this podcast

Just in case you ever thought of driving through floodwater... this pic was taken at Learmonth near Ballarat 😳😳

IMPORTANT #HarmReduction information for Australians. Please RT

Thank you NSW Health Darren Roberts 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 for updating your advice about the toxic poppy seeds leading to a recall.

The Fall of Civilizations often ends with Paul Cooper taking the listener into the realm of an everyday citizen, watching as their civilisation falls into time. And often has some fantastic ancient poems too. Paul - Do you have a list of these poems somewhere?

We confirm that Jordan Shank’s home was firebombed last night.He is safe. We hope that every possible police resource is dedicated today to securing evidence and intel. It might even warrant a Strike Force focused upon terrorism and attempted homicide rather than dangerous jokes.

Happy with the Labor result, but the two results I'm eager about are whether Fiona Patten gets back in and whether Legalise Cannabis Victoria gets candidates up (special 🤞for Rachel Payne in South-Eastern Metro!)

Lol, when your tweet dates immediately

For those who don't know Rachel Payne from the Legalise Cannabis Party, I first saw her protesting at the World Congress of Families protest in Hallam in 2014.

fuck yeah @EGAPolicy what a thing.

I know it's just a bit TOO easy to point out how fucking dumb this is, but I just looked at it myself for the first time and, sorry, but who is the possible target market for such a bland, empty, subscription-based product? Subscription-based products often suck. This is nxt lvl

VicPol search powers a 🧵 Last year on this little birdie app I noticed more people paying attention to designated areas for increased search powers under the Victorian Control of Weapons Act. I check the Government Gazette every couple of days and had seen this trend. 1/

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 20 Mar 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

The fucking helicopter hovering over Ringwood / Croydon and surrounds right now is super fucking loud. Better be for something real useful #Melbourne

Nothing like the familiar hittin' different one time: Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For these useless, twisting, of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound, for we all live underground <3 Jamiroquai

From one dystopic "social" media account that i frequent almost never to another... 4 years later and Facebook return my account. Scrubbed of everything but my old password and some key personal details. wow thanx so much

Like... yeah, of course, because it's a simple frikin shape and has an "iron"ness about it. Not a tweetiness or a social medianess or a short msgingness.. i have been using this less and less because it has lost a lot of what it needed to be... i dunno.. good? At all?

Do we breath tree farts? 🤔🌿