I reached 500 followers over the weekend, thank you! I hear it is customary to let you "ask me anything" and I shall do my best to oblige. Any questions? ❔🐯❔

Those who forget our history...

Heard another Tiger ate a peanut and had a bad reaction. My deepest, sincerest sympathies. Watch out for The Fans™️

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I gotta say, it's nice to see two teams who don't have a championship yet go head to head in the finals 🏆🐯🏆 (even if the tacos are looking a little...soggy.) (love you guys! Bring it back!!)

I love our blaseball uniforms, but sometimes I long for the olden days where blaseball was played nude, in standing with the tradition of our grecian olympic counterparts.

...give me the salmon. I shall take care of it.

Chorby Soul

Remember in the old days when this would mean one of the blessings for next season would be "Mute the Moist Talkers"? I think I'm glad we are past that. Congratulations on the back to back wins, MTs

*pictures of Ren on a skateboard, practicing tricks just in case he has to be ready for The Grind Rail.* (There's an appropriate amount of safety gear involved, but he still looks cool)

I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKER MORE THAN SATAN HIM GODDAMN SELF, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT A LITTLE FUCKING BITCH-

Okay so on the one hand how dare you take away my friend Hirotos in the hole On the other hand, gonna light up some catnip and get to know Lenny Marijuana Figueroa 💎 especially since it's almost The Weed Day™️

For someone already not getting paid, I have some questions about how tax withholding works

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Heard the gate to blaseball 2 is just open now so I am just going to go take a look 👀🐯👀