have you noticed how peaceful your life has been since you stopped dealing with certain individuals

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY

nobody: me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?

my friend: “girllll what happened?” me every time: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 30:31

me: “I love skincare!” me when it’s time to wash my face at night :

me watching a movie in 32 parts on tiktok

whoever came up with “Booooo 👎🏾” as an overall shout of disapproval or contempt snapped

nothing is harder than being a girl with laundry to fold and put away

another day passed without using mean median or mode

you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends

sometimes you just need a turkey sandwich and some chips

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

i farted ina uber w my baby the driver talking bout "somebody boo bood" yea nigga me stfu and drive the car

printing “My President Wears A Bonnet” tees as we speak

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

do they not realize trump was working under obamas economy and biden is working under trumps economy