it’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run instagram account

.JAMB you claim to enhance academic excellence but you have not at all displayed excellence in your mode of operations. This is an excellent Nigerian student who finished inches away from a first class. But you are, and have sabotaged his efforts over the years by claiming

I bought my dream car yesterday. My collectible. My “feel good” car. Happy 30th birthday to ME !!!

Having to pretend you don’t yearn that much for someone is so nasty, everybody don dey guard now, nobody wan be mumu again😭😔

do u guys have a story in your head and when you're bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

Bare minimum tbh same with movies shows music... someone in qrts said, "When you fall in love with someone's mind, you want to see what makes it light up." And I couldn't agree more

Genuinely hope life is kinder and softer in July, in every single way

“what’s your 5 year plan” i’ll probably go to the movies next week I think

dear credit alert,

No I'm actually depressed.

"We have 54 countries still arguing on import duties and who has the best jollof" oh my opponent

Glo, God will punish you. The punishment will touch you too, MTN.

Is this a safe space?? My best swallow is fufu. I love fufu Die! Especially the ones that have a strong odor. Infact, if it doesn’t have a strong odor I’ll be reluctant to eat it. Fufu is the goat of all swallows and nothing comes close( maybe pounded yam)

Make I face my book.

After my exams, I'm bedrotting for one week straight.

Because I was replying quickly once or twice, you're greeting me good morning. I pity you

Nothing pisses me off like when I tell someone I'm studying English and they go "wounded lawyer?" Oh shut up, I chose English now what?

I actually paid attention but once the class is over... 😔

Blue what?? 😭😭😭

Exams are starting, I'm going back to my depression mode. 😭