This is NOT a drill there is an emotional support alligator in Love Park

Me: I want Starbucks Me: Anything for u princess

Grad students are 31 years old talking about “I cant hang out I have homework”

Me holding the two week old bag of lettuce I forgot to use

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

h20 looks different here

hot girls get hives

This is embarrassing.

Patrick Mahomes is a MaHOE Patrick Mahomes II

raise ur hand if you got scammed by SZA “rescheduling” the Philly tour date and still haven’t gotten a refund

Higher education is a scam

Bitch Beyonce is in Philly

congratulations to one of our very own! Whilst leading the attacking line this season, Priya graduated from Pharmacy School! We are so very proud of her accomplishments. priyerys targaryen

Been in Vegas less than an hour and the first three things I’ve seen are: a transformer, a man in a polar bear costume and ass cheeks galore