dude i hate therapy yes my mom was mean to me growing up but how does this help me clean my room

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss every shot you take. You're hopeless

For a girl who was trained to be an assassin and liar from a young age… She’s absolutely terrible at lying and being an assassin

white people when you play a game without 30 QoL mods

[suicidal cat]: ok but like i HAVE to know

its so hard to say rough twice in a row

CSM fandom everytime when Pochita/denjiman eat something: #asamitaka #denji #chainsawman

i love you

gay people be like yeah green is my favourite colour

siri trying to process a request that isn't setting a timer

almost hit a tree while driving today... i really am a woman ❤️

definitely not 5 baby chickens in a trench coat

I’ve successfully reduced Phone time by looking at Computer more

ifs ok for women to be losers. men however, get your shit together

this how it feels to date cis women as a transfem