Look at this precious baby boy

Omg he so wittle

*offers you spicy noodle* What do you do?

Such a happy little baby

Got my husband a lil skink for crimus

A blue crab showed up at my work!!!

Random lady put a big ass bird on my shoulder and then left my store for like 10 minutes...

Chonk

Look at the cook books my brother(left) and husband(right) got me. Fucking amazing!

Teefs

Finally all my legal documentation has my correct name and gender. Fuck the government takes it's sweet time.

When you're a piece of shit and ruin your husband's night. So now you can't sleep and hate yourself more than normal. Totally not me...

Friend acquired. Time to make an escape

Just shocked the shit out of myself doing water changes at work

Got a new baby. His name is Skittles.

Skittles is such a hungry boy

There's a turkey outside my work

He's such a goober

I'm a cool kid now

I'm glad they moved on...