No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell.

Either step up, or give up.

I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave.

Working at Dunkin Donuts for the rest of my life seems like a great alternative to this Calculus final.

i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven

I think the boys chose the wrong song. #4ChairChallenge #Groups

more children should be named after WiFi networks

#HELPFINDSHANNON don't stop retweeting until she is found!!

me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days me: are those brownies

My attitude is based on how you treat me. Treat me right and i’ll treat you better. Do me wrong and i’ll do you worse.

15 years Detroit Pistons

SuperBowl Sunday. who you got? #Seahawks