this was bereal for solid niggas that did shit on they own time

i refuse to pee on my break. only on the clock

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

AM I THE ONLY ONE? who feels weirdly appreciated when people post photo dumps and they actually include you? like, WOW.. I AM A PART OF YOUR DAY??? AWWW THANK YOU🥹

they said a nigga know that shit over when he start sending pictures of yall.😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Real niggas wrote all the I’s down first

The cleaners and security guards at your workplace are also your colleagues, respect them.

MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.

DO NOT invite me NOWHERE if we gone be sitting in a bunch of niggas faces

living in uk means feeling pressure to make plans so u don’t waste a day of the ~5 days of sunshine we get annually

yes I hate niggas. yes I have a nigga.

i love when people say "that's so you" it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash all the dishes

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

they’ll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis.

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

I saw someone say "God covered me in a season when I wasn't even talking to him" and bruhhhh.