he grinned a little bit and pushed her hair back into her eyes, just to be a nuisance. “mm, on midgard. apparently it’s called a ‘spa’ there’s one nearby—“

i miss being an axe. it was totally acceptable to just kill people as an axe

last i was told randomly killing people is not acceptable

oh— thor put me under strict instruction not to kill anyone in this form. something about being arrested?

well. . . no. so i can kill people?

|| when i start doing angsty posts about stormbreaker being a *dying* star and still dying it’s over for y’all

fantastic! they should be bad people though. not good ones.

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👁👁

i’m i’m not chewing it tf

are you talking about us

yeah well i’m not so hush

|| I JUST SAW THIS AND IM CACKLING SO ACCURATE

|| I AGREE

|| stormbreaker drinks only alcohol and energy drinks. this is now canon. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

he has an energy drink in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other. takes a sip from one, then the other

he’s just going to stare right at him as he glugs from the vodka

tipsily collapses in a chair

oh he is absolutely fine, having THE time of his life. does she want some vodka?