Two alphas, one pack. || @DeathByDasGun || Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq6bqj…

"I think I might need another wife soon. 7 just doesn't feel like a lucky number to me."

"I need to screw someone or beat the holy fuck out of someone. Decisions, decisions. I simply CANNOT decide."

Killing for sport. || ʀɪᴄᴋ ɢʀɪᴍᴇs. || Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq6ft4…

||: I've got work for the next 10 hours or so. So replies probably won't come in till tonight.

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||: Rick after watching the Punisher on Netflix: Fuck we could have used Shane.

"Carl ol' buddy ol' pal, has your dad had 'the talk' with you yet?"

"That sure as shit answers my question." He threw an arm around the kid, "Ya see son, there's this wonderful thing called fuckin." x.com/coquineoccult/…

||: Replies in a bit.

"I think I should have my own cooking show. Chef Negan stars in: Assholes That Fuck Up Royally."

"Who the fuck said I was demented?!" x.com/wickedpsyche/s…

"Hey, hey, hey! I am NOT a fucking psychopath..." Pause for dramatic effect, "I am a HIGH FUNCTIONING fucking psychopath." x.com/wickedpsyche/s…

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||: She tore my boy Shane and his bro Rick apart like their brotherly bond was nothing. #ShaneDeservedBetter2K17

“Daddy’s back, you miserable little shits. Who missed me?”