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EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS LITERALLY ANYTHING FROM A CELEBRITY DOING THEATER, EVEN FROM JUST A FEW YEARS AGO, I INSTINCTIVELY PULL AT MY COLLAR AND GO “EEEEUUUGH OH BOY.” IN RETROSPECT IT ALWAYS FEELS WORSE, AND HARDER TO DEFEND/EXPLAIN, THAN IT FELT IN THE MOMENT

SO DOES THIS MEAN LAURA OSNES IS GONNA HAVE TO UNBLOCK ALL OF US

FOOD POISONING EXPERT LAUREN BOEBERT WAS EJECTED FROM BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE SHE MISTOOK IT FOR ROCK OF AGES

“WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW THE MUSICAL ENDED” LMAO

MAYBE THEY CAN DO A WORKSHOP OF PHANTOM TO GET IT BACK ON BROADWAY

My brother in Christ, you wrote a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera

the editorial comment from the dramatist under this article about fair pay where Olujobi mentions they weren’t paid for writing this is also absolutely WILDLY tone deaf of them lmao jesus not even an ounce of introspection or irony

I DO APPRECIATE THAT THE DRAMATISTS GUILD WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUBLISH AN ARTICLE THAT PROVES THEY ARE A WORTHLESS ORGANIZATION THAT SHOULD BE DASHED ON THE ROCKS AND REPLACED WITH A REAL UNION

GORDON RAMSAY PRONOUNCED IT “EXPRESSO” ON MASTERCHEF, I AM NOW THE REAL GORDON RAMSAY