i love getting cute texts like "your order has shipped"

Love my bed

Jordan had Bernie Mac stressed tf out 😂😂😭

Having to remind a married man he’s married is embarrassing

I hate a “Well you didnt either” kind of man. Fucking lead.

i just wanna dilly dally with my man

Braids >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sitting for braids <<<<<<<<

Banana peppers are such a top-tier add-on to any sub or sandwich.

I’ll take a shower at 3am never cared

"you smell so good" me:

i rebuke every negative thing said over my life even as a joke

The Eadem lip balm is definitely worth the hype I love it

Distant? Yes. But a bad friend? Never.

The Obgyn always talking about “ur gonna feel a little pressure” ma’am. No .. this HURTS.

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

Nobody: The only problem I want to have:

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

Love a man who has a sense of urgency when it comes to me. One call and he will be here solving my problems

That’s a bad bitch 🐴

Wishing this on me and my hgs