I hate a bitch who absolutely refuses to do anything unless a man is paying. Are you poor?

The older i get, the more i hate making extra stops after work I drive home like i'm late for my house

Me running to my bed after getting home from anywhere:

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

I’m always gonna support Megan Thee Stallion. Idgaf what it is.

You fall behind on laundry one time and suddenly it’s 3 months later and you still haven’t caught up

This isn’t common sense for everybody unfortunately, so imma share this.

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

me after dropping every drunk friend home

latto dumb, mariah dumb, cardi dumb, scotty dumb, summer dumb, yo best friend dumb, yo cousin dumb, ya mama dumb, btch evb dumb. only mf that ain dumb is monaleo & me

me relaxing after i said “hold on” and hung up the phone

makeup becomes apart of a outfit once you hit yours 20s idk just gives a grown & sexy vibe

if i could choose, i'd be a black girl in every lifetime no hesitation

fat joe’s daughter be fly as a mf!

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

I will never tell my kids.

when he call me his wife but i see no ring on my finger

longhorn lamb chops taste like lamb.

How it feels to be a day 1 olandria stan and got be there at the start of her career

klay thompson, you lightskin fucking demon that lil toupee of yours is MINE!