What do you want for your birthday? Me:

Can’t believe niggas on here saw how obsessed I am with myself and thought I’d deactivate by bare fools calling me ugly 🤣

cain & abel prolly watching psquare & they cant believe ts 😭

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

Getting opportunities that scare the shit out of you >>>

Roommates was genuinely funny ,like the right amount of cheesy,good writers are so back.

Stop entertaining those artists for God's sake,,,, mbona hamna msimamo?

And the Arsenal kit…🥹♥️ Just win it for Anne Hathaway Arsenal

'That's it, I'm an Arsenal fan!' ❤️🤍 Hollywood superstar Anne Hathaway on the origins of her love for the Gunners.

A proper camera

Ideally, my husband will be a nerd who likes kissing me a lot.

This people don't get it. Prime Patience Ozokwor was getting witchcraft allegations.

When MJ died in 2009, NTV paused the 9pm news halfway to play his songs. I know this because I remember getting slapped for dancing in front of the tv and blocking everyone's view

boyfriend unsent a text and i asked him what it said

So the kids leaked the Cambridge exams😭😭😭💀

Being an Older sister so funny cose why my siblings lowkey obsessed with me !!

dwp2

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

Michael Jackson has written history again. MJ is now the ONLY artist in music history to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 in SIX different decades.