nobody cares about you when youre 25

im back fellow tweeters!!

is a boy who is always doing laundry considered clean? or dirty?

im in a pub where they serve coca cola the old fashioned way

i had a dream drake was 53

writing an essay on blade runner and genuinely cannot stop myself from writing bladee every time

only i can average 16,000 steps and 5 hours of screen time a day

you know, adrien brodie… the guy in the penis?

do u have 7 man that u could put your soul into?

trench coats are next up. if anyone asks, i am in the market.

when u have to listen to your old playlists so u can tap into the version of yourself u once were

i knew i was meant for this city when we walked out to “Started From The Bottom” for our grade 8 graduation

fuck my middle seat life

had a dream i was getting double teamed and went behind the back through the legs

equestrian facility

fanta for breakfast and a snowy day. happy birthday to me.

never argue in good faith. always include a fallacy and hope nobody notices. act innocent if outed.

make two other boys go crazy