Joe Rogan is a dumb queen

Saying “I would, but I’m actually on the brink of burnout right now” whenever people at work ask me to complete a simple task.

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Nobody has a nuanced take on Succession. Everyone more or less sees the characters and story the same way. A classic herd mentality. I simply do not understand the show enough to have my own opinion.

It’s Monday. Time to get the poops back on track.

Announcing and analysis crew acting like that wasn’t the craziest thing that ever happened

The two best words in sports: Game seven. In Boston. On Memorial Day. Two rivals facing off. One trying to make history. 7:30 CT tip-off.

I’ve been six feet tall this whole time

I genuinely believe no NBA team should ever draft a player from America

“I like you better with short hair.” “I don’t like you at all.”

While the actor’s strike may be important, it lacks the raw sex appeal of the Market Basket strike of 2015

I know RFK jr is a real guy, but it seems like Joe Rogan and the other Jiu-jitsu comedians got together and made him in a lab.

I see a lot of people requesting non-tangible items for Christmas this year, such as a ceasefire in Israel or the release of Epstein’s flight logs. This is not how it works. Santa has made it very clear that his only job is to give iPads to wealthy children.

Me as high school fullback running weird and moving my head up and down: slow, uncoordinated, no vision. Isaiah Pacheco with the exact same running form: passionate, angry at the ground, game changer. Just something to think about