A massage is just professional petting for humans. #ShowerThought

The person directly in front of you is also the person furthest behind you. #ShowerThought

It must suck if you're claustrophobic and then realise you're trapped inside your skull. #ShowerThought

Native English speakers will never know the feeling of speaking privately without anyone understanding you in a foreign country. #ShowerThought

If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time... #ShowerThought

Of course it’s always in the last place you look. When you find it you stop looking. #ShowerThought

Lying in bed goes from one minute feeling like half-an-hour, to 8 hours going by in an instant. #ShowerThought

Looking back on your past memories and feeling cringe about all the things you did is a sign that you're maturing and/or improving as a person #ShowerThought

Gum is the human equivalent of a chew toy. #ShowerThought

"Under New Management" signs are just really "Please come back. The fucking assholes are gone" signs. #ShowerThought

The person that named the navel "bellybutton" probably had an outie. #ShowerThought

It would be way easier for the Scooby Doo cast to just go to the nearest costume store and ask who ordered what as a costume #ShowerThought

This year (2018), France won World Cup, Israel won the Eurovision and Real Madrid won the champions league. All of these events have also occured in the same year exactly 20 years ago, on 1998. #ShowerThought

We say thicc instead of thick cause the c's at the end make a butt #ShowerThought

Adulthood is realizing that the bottom bunk is actually the better choice #ShowerThought

One day there is going to be a reboot of the Harry Potter movies, and an entire generation of us is going to hate everything about it #ShowerThought

Having anxiety/low self-worth is comparable to being trapped inside an abusive relationship with yourself #ShowerThought

Real life is like a Rpg, though instead of magic points, MP stands for Motivation Points and they run out damn fairly often. #ShowerThought

That whole, people are 1 or 2 pay checks away from bankruptcy thing is about to be put to the test. #ShowerThought

The guy who ate the bat has one of the highest ever kill counts #ShowerThought