No really, this picture saved my life.

Tickets secured to the *hottest summer party in NYC 🥵 *Oh Mary’s 12 week Broadway run

Dentist said I was a good boy with no cavities 😀

71 and sunny iktr 🥹

No like if The Notebook doesn’t get a nomination for Best Musical, I will riot.

the nominations for best car that is onstage for some reason: the car in the outsiders, the car in lempicka, the car in the great gatsby (heart of rock and roll car formed by dancers snubbed)

Name a bigger Mother-Off. I’ll wait.

Best musical of the season. Argue with the wall!

Justice for Corey Cott’s biceps!!!!

Three bangers in one week 😮‍💨

Breaks my heart 😭🩵 She deserved more.

Truly the snub of the season.

Have yet to “Happy Pride” you so THERE 😙

Hello 32 🩷

If the next subway car I get on doesn’t have working AC, I’m j*mping on the tr*cks 😌

Labor this labor that . . .

💕🩷3️⃣3️⃣🩷💕 new apt, new mirror, same pose, same thot, a year older.