where am i

theres an entity in my soup

i love turning over rocks. theres guys under there :)

Where is my hair? Have you seen him? He he…. oh..fuck im bald

im getting recommended like three tweets a day twitter wants my sexy ass on their website so bad it makes them look stupid. like damn stop double texting me it makes you look desperate /:

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

I pay for my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll to tweet if you pay taxes too!

FUCK

SANS SWEEP‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

me and malachi are #autismbros

BWAH

// hi ive noticed the influx of followers and i would like to state i am a minor. so

You covet her warmth, like a wolf at a corpse / So it's fair to assume your intent's to consume her