“A man with a hole in his pocket is really feeling himself.”

The fairly common practice of deliberately spelling things wrong for amusement goes back at least as far as the early 19th Century. It’s from said practice that we get “ok”. Some early 19th Century dudes thought it would be funny to spell “all correct” as “oll korrect”.

“A lot of people are capable of saying a lot of words.”

“That person’s neither gay nor straight. They just wanna be affectionately held and have their sexual needs tended to by someone who will call the next day. … Frickin’ tragic.”

Strong desire to consume the foods and beverages that make me fat.

YCH for Toby :

It takes a long time to learn how to play the game, and a bit longer to learn that you don’t have to play the game. And a bit longer after that to realize why most people choose to play the game. 😅

As a society, we’ve witnessed words get bullied out of acceptable use and subsequently and consequently bullied back into acceptable use.

“Well, yes, a lot of people do pee in the pool, but they’re usually IN the pool while doing so.” “Who the hell wants to swim in pee?”

Body: “I’m hungry, Brain. Let’s eat some food.” Brain: “You have fat. Consume the fat.” Body: “No.” Brain: “You don’t get any food until you eat your fat!” Body: “I’m gonna be all lethargic until you conduct me to eat food!” Brain: “Fuck you!” Body: “Fuck YOU!”

YCH for squishy catboy🔞 , of his moose lady, Roxanne, baking some cat-shaped dinner rolls:

😂Peepee! Peepee vagina!

Just watched Zootopia 2. Better than I expected.

There are certain niche, specifically located, and technically nuanced situations in which I can understand a person being unfamiliar and confused. How unfamiliar with and confused over can an average person be about shopping at a grocery store and returning a shopping cart?

YCH for Kipper Amarillo 🇺🇲 :

😁How ‘bout some more beans, Mrs. Taggert?💨

A lot of the hobbies and activities that are associated with dorks are hobbies and activities in which you can partake and which you can enjoy without being a dork. I checked a few of ‘em. Being a dork is optional. If an event organizer is asking you to be a dork, say no thanks.

No one answered this question.

Just realized that Moogles are probably radar-resistant.

Gonna try to do a simile with mental/ emotional issues and compare them to muscle knots and ingrown toenails. It’s going to hurt digging in there to deal with the problem, but the problem will get worse if you don’t, and anesthesia isn’t an option.