Perfectly Aged Biden in July: “The Taliban is not the North Vietnamese army. They’re not remotely comparable in terms of capability. “There's going to be no circumstances where you’re going to see people being lifted off the roof of a US Embassy in Afghanistan.”

oh my god

Mia: momma I used your SPECIAL HAIR STUFF look how shiny and soft my hair is now Me: what is it? And where did you find it???? Mia: I found it in your bed drawer (my bed frame lol) MY 4 YEAR OLD SOAKED HER HAIR WITH MY LUBE, SHE FOUND LUBE IN MY BED AND PUT IT IN HER HAIR 🤦🏼‍♀️🥲

69 days till halloween, noice

I hate myself for laughing but I mean come on...

When a gym membership is cheaper than cable

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Mia decided this morning as we were about to go to Morgantown that she didn’t wanna go to the gym actually… little bit of bribery and she was on board and won a pretty badass sword 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I had to sum up my parenting In one tweet it might be this

I keep hearing people talk about how stressful wedding planning is but I’m just not seeing it

Bekah and I both ended up with max squat on our programs tonight and ended up using every single 45 pound plate in the gym. So I guess that’s couple goals 🤷🏼‍♀️

Uh oh looks like the square body is growing on Bekah

All these years of practice turns out me being an ass paid off

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I may be domesticated but it would appear that I am in fact a pussy magnet

Yesterday we won a team comp then got matching workout ghost tattoos, I love my life and can't wait to marry this weirdo

Who woulda thought I’d live long enough to pull this one off

I think Maher took one for the team and let The whole roster just give him all their bad juju

For clarification she actually left me there and I had to call my mom to come pick me up 🙂

I left Tyler Scott alone with the team long enough to turn in a line up and this is how I find my starting pitcher when I come back