Listen, folks, we can usually give advice to prepare you ahead of time for emergencies. But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road. So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them.

I can already tell that our visit to the renaissance fair is activating a new hyper fixation for me.

We should do this to all racists

The best thing to do to try and fix this country would be to shut down the social networks. Cut off Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, insta, snap, tiktok, etc. Take the internet back to when it was a novel way to learn more about everything like the late 00’s

I need a “Fuck ICE” yard sign or something.

I’d ask about what bullshit is going on with the driver being pants less.

Gm

when things are going Well

All healthcare providers are getting purchased and taken over by management companies and no one is talking about how bad it is.

My mom just said I’ll end up with their house when my folks pass since my brother won’t want it and I can’t wait to be able to hit the pen indoors.

Happy Pride to all of MAGA who are gay for Trump.

Welp just found out Ivy has cerebral palsy, so I’m super stoked to see this piece of shit government go after Medicaid and disabled folk.

If you’ve never lived where cicadas erupt, you truly can’t imagine the sound. It’s so loud outside right now, you have to yell to the person next to you so they can hear.

This is so deeply embarrassing.

why the fuck is a government agency tweeting like my uncle no one talks to?

They literally did the meme

People who have trouble building ilea furniture simply don’t play with legos enough as a kid.

Like finding just the pin of a live grenade

“You let your dog on the couch?” Yeah and he has his own Netflix profile too.