“This pretentious, ponderous collection of religious rock songs is enough to prompt the question, ‘what day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn’t he have rested on that day, too?” Horrible to lose this awesome talent this way during the holidays. Condolences to his and

Where we’re going, we don’t need (muh) roads.

So during the 1990s, my band The Skeptics used to play a large 4th of July celebration at Riverside Park in Buffalo NY. We were understandably psyched the first time but when we got there, we saw a sign saying: Teen Beauty Pageant Skeptics Without hesitation, I mustered my

I don’t care if Josh Allen wins the MVP and I don’t think he does either. He deserves to win a SB and his teammates owe it to him to at least play well enough to allow him to carry them there.

He’s gone completely insane

Here’s the thing: One can be a complete asshole and at the same time be an effective president who accomplishes the things he was elected to accomplish. It hasn’t happened yet, but it’s entirely possible.

I’m so glad we didn’t get another Bush as president 🙄

And chocolate rations to be increased to 20 grams per week!!

How many more minutes of raving do we have to endure before this lunatic gets to his point?

So I just wasted 20 minutes of my life listening to a stump speech? Will someone tell this idiot this isn’t an election year?

Please move the blockade from Venezuela to Mar-a-Lago until I get those 20 minutes of my life back. #PresidentialAddress

Well, there is one improvement over Biden. At least Trump didn’t read aloud the bracketed instructions off the teleprompter, which in this case were apparently: [at the top of your lungs]

I want Mar-a-Lago blockaded until I get those 20 minutes of my life back

If the war with Venezuela is really about commies nationalizing the assets of multinational corporations, which shouldn’t be American (net) taxpayers’ responsibility in the first place, then why not the dozen other countries that have done the same thing? Mexico is closest by

I’m so old I remember “4,000 sealed indictments.”

Even after you explain it some of them are still clenching their vaginas

I don’t know if there will turn out to be any “there there,” but this is weird. The Strange Similarities Between the #CharlieKirk and #JFK Assassinations share.descript.com/view/ggMLqS323…