When I was younger I thought cops were legally allowed to commit crimes and get away with it and then I got older and found out that wasn’t true and then I got even older and found out it was

soldier 1 (storming the beach at Normandy): i hope this never ends. i hope every generation has to go through this because it builds character soldier 2: agreed. this rules and needs to be respected forever soldier 3 (dying): pls use a pic of me to scold teens online in 70 years

Rudy Giuliani doesn't deserve our respect because he's a Keebler Elf & a douchebag. buzzfeed.com/amberjamieson/…

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But my emails. x.com/kyledcheney/st…

It always makes me giggle that Capt Spaulding/Charlie Altamont is a beat-by-beat lift of Han Solo/Lando. Keep Lobot away from the chickens.

This thread. x.com/quinnae_moon/s…

It’s also the literal stated aim of the Trump Administratiin. Stephen Miller drafted this policy in order to deter asylum seekers who would fear losing their children from coming over in the first place. It’s a design, not a flaw. x.com/hodgman/status…

SEPARATION || When innocent children are suffering & left in a state of terror you can't help but speak up. I'm outraged by the current migrant situation in the USA right now. If we let history repeat itself & stay silent we are all complicit! Speak up! #KeepFamiliesTogether

M.I.A. - Paper Planes ▶ 🔘──────── 3:25 M.I.A. - Paper Planes (feat. a 17th century musket) ▶ 🔘──────── 27:18

Cough functions as a simile, e.g. You shouldn’t use social media to vomit inane thoughts cough Tom.

Remember Kubrick’s Napoleon? Somewhere there’s an archive of material for David Fincher’s Lords Of Dogtown.

Listening to Bing Crosby with infant son at in-law’s. Chance of baby becoming possessed by demon: 22%.

Alternate timeline where Chris Cunningham is in charge of @VICELAND

For posterity: The publisher that tried to blackmail Bezos with dick picks now has a glossy on newsstands about the Space Force.

If we had confidence Biff Tannen didn’t make his fortune as a time travelling gambler, we would have said so.

this is every trump bot account