"I'm actually a plain clothes police officer here to protect you, haha yeah I guess I am one of the good guys"

Once in my life, I want to hear “unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield in the club. When I tell you I’m going UP.

Gottmik really said

I thought this very beautiful.

Surviving a global pandemic only to be absolutely fucking annihilated by some pollen

Live scenes from inside the Hancock household

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

she was secretly interested in my ex-boyfriend, sabotaged my relationships with my two best friends, and gave me Kalteen bars knowing they would make me gain unwanted weight

2 X Mighty Hoopla tickets available for this Saturday (4th Sept) at Brockwell Park. MESSAGE FOR DETAILS. #mightyhoopla

Purchased at half 10 last night

adele built a house in 'rolling in the deep', she moved into that house in 'hello' and left the house in 'easy on me'... the genius that she is

Geordies when we’ve got good gossip.

When Sugababes had a new member