I’ve watched this like 12 times in the past day and I get chills every time. Don’t DIS his ABILITY

I was today years old when I realized a penny is called a cent because it’s 1 percent of a dollar

Ok I have a bone to pick with everyone. Why the hell is it called the Sun and not the Daughter? It’s freaking 2019 I thought we left this misogynistic bullcrap in the past??? Something has gotta change.

My mom told me she scheduled me a trip to the DR this summer. Ngl I was pretty bummed when I found out she meant the doctor.

Daddy is so last year if you really wanna get my attention call me granddad

Just found out that not a single VA hospital provides care for children. Pretty disappointed in our nation’s healthcare system

How do you make a new last name where did they all come from

So you’re telling me some honey nutted in these Cheerios

Everyone makes fun of me cuz I’m not tan. Sorry I like cosine more

DON'T PEE JANUARY IS FINALLY OVER

I just got a Hot Tamale in my box of Mike and Ike’s and lemme tell you, that was not pleasant one bit

It’s almost here

Oh baby

Oh baby

We’ve infiltrated them

LMAO GET FUCKED HAWKS

Thank you Robbie Coltrane for leaving us with Hagrid forever, you were a treasure. RIP 🖤

Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series. Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)