Star Lord has big Alfie Moon energy #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3

All I want for Pride month is Padam Padam in the next #bodypump release 💪

Started eating breakfast. Feeling so much better throughout the day. Who knew.

Talked to a guy at the gym who said Avatar 2 was the best film he'd ever seen and that he had no idea there was a Barbie movie coming out. Me and this man must exist in different universes.

So many music superstars would be humbled if they knew I heard their global smash hit and thought 'jenny from the one show did a great showdance to this in the strictly final 2012!'.

I know AI is going to revolutionise society, but for now it's main impact on my life seems to be Glee cast versions of modern songs on tik tok.

Their final scene is my Roman Empire.

My house Internet is down and it's like what am I meant to do all evening, sit here on my phone like a medieval peasant?

changed the course of history I’m not even kidding

Just thinking there's truly never been a better time to be a gay man with a lazy eye.

Olympia Valance supremacy

Big day at the office

Do you all know the thick of it is actually meant to be about British politics?

Gays asking Mighty Hoopla for Holly Valance next year; I have some terrible news for you.

Tell me these characters weren't made in Sims 2 #Eastenders

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord...

Sorry but Hugh Jackman dating Sutton Foster is somehow even gayer than coming out as a man who likes men.

My toxic trait is that I always fancy the shit-husband-of-the-week on #callthemidwife