I yearn for a paycheck so intense that I turn into another person entirely.

Everything was going Arsenal's way until their fans started comparing their team to 2008 Man United

Girl go draw tattoo for waist come still Dey beg for sharwarma 😭

my wedding: me: "i do" guests: awwww🥹 me: "or do i?" guests: oooooohhhh

one of my greatest accomplishments

Na only my senior sister fit put me for this kind position

for my safety, i will be recording every sexual intercourse i have with a lady before you accuse me, you go see your yansh for tl

This my guy no sabi ball at all 💔

born to be a tewo tewo, forced to be “so babe what are you going to do now?”

But that babe funny o, she open new acct to text herself.. she first complement her obough😂😂😂😂😂

I met a girl in 2022 who said she did crypto. She begged me to invest in $SOL. It was around $8 at the time. I wanted to flex, so I bought $10K worth. I ended up selling for a $310K profit. The girl is now my wife.

subhanallah

Today is Prevent Plagiarism Day.

Na some boys too😂

god i don forget say the north remembers 😭

Snow bunnies mehn, On God once I become rich asf black women will never see me naked again😭😭.

“You’re behaving like a woman” - A woman that’s trying to insult you.

cuddling with my wife while scrolling twitter and my wife says “write a tweet about us cuddling” and this is the tweet

🚨 Maguire on his altercation with Gabriel: “I’m not a bully. But if you have that reputation for being physical, you have to be ready when it comes back at you. That’s football.”

I remember asking her 3 times. "Are you sure..?"