Nobody will remember: - Your salary - How “busy you were” - How many hours you worked People will remember: - Nico going full Jersey bit.ly/3sTiutq

Had the most magical wedding at GroundsForSculpture on 8/1/24. Our first look was on Monet's bridge surrounded by ducks & koi. I walked down the aisle to "Simple & Clean" by 宇多田ヒカル. We wed amid the Nine Muses as a string duo/harpist played & dragonflies danced around on lily pads.

"Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison" would've been track 5 on a Fall Out Boy album in 2005

Anybody else having an issue with the gotham sports app? I don't even see MSG on there and I'm 2 hours away from puck drop #NJDevils

I've been married for 2 and a half months now. And I firmly believe that the key to happy marriage is being concerned when your wife orders a hot coffee and never has before in 16 years. I will now bring this home and ask her if she is "ok"

I've been to a bunch of #NJDevils games in my life. I've watched them get blown out before. I've never left a game before it ended. I feel like if I was in Newark, it'd be the first time ever tonight. Thank God I kept my money

Great! Now my wife can die of sepsis in the parking lot of an ER but at least the gas prices I paid to get the the hospital will be under $3. Perfect!!!

Ok honestly enough is enough with this bullshit. Where's Ashton hiding?

I cannot listen to that bettor half hour guy. So fucking annoying

My wife just mentioned that it's Tuesday so I asked her if she brought her coat. She was confused and thus I am disappointed in her.

Clean hit

Ok then

Wait... are sprong and glass them?

Jesper... I love you dude... but when are you gonna realize the logo is not the target?

Haula!?

Freddy is out for at least game 5. If we steal one in Raleigh going against a backup... who knows?

#njdevils biggest rival this season so far

Danhausen... really?.... #WWEChamber

YOU’RE WELCOME JERSEY Danhausen HAS UNCURSED THE DEVILS! Very evil very nice! NEW JERSEY DEVILSHAUSEN